It is no secret to anyone who knows me that my absolute favorite word in the world is “Fuck”.  I find that it is actually an extremely versatile word.  It can determine an amount of items (I bought a fuck load), how long it took me to do something (I was busy as fuck) , and its a pretty darn good sentence enhancer.  A well placed “fuck” is actually a bit of an art form, but I degress… I really want to focus on the fucks of the mental variety.

See, I find that so many times if people would stop giving a fuck about the wrong things and save their fucks for the right things in life that they would be much much happier.  Think of it this way… you wake up and only have 5 fucks in your wallet.  This is essentially saying that you can truly only care about 5 things that day.  Approach every situation knowing that you are on a fuck budget.  Think it through and see if it is worth one of your metal fucks.  Ask yourself a series of questions… “will this matter next week? Next year? In 10 years?”…. 9 times out of 10 the things you were stressed over 3 months ago are so far at the back of your mind you could not even remember them.  A few weeks ago I had a friend call me to vent.  Part of her vent was the fact that a mutual friend is pretty darn selfish in her actions (i.e.: doesn’t take others time or plans into considerations before changing theirs or asking of others).  After I listened to her I said  “you simply have too many fucks still left in your wallet”.  There are just simply some things in life that are not worth it.

With all that said… you have to understand when you are not a top contender for someone else’s “Fuck allowance”.  We are ALL busy.  We ALL have random shit going on.  If someone is truly worth the time and energy (aka FUCKS) then they will understand when you have hit your daily allowance of fucks by 12 noon.  DON’T BE A SNOWFLAKE.  Do not get all bent out of shape if they run out of fucks.  Isn’t that what life is all about? No this isn’t the part where we all hug, sing kum-by-ya, and speak in nothing but motivational quotes.  Let’s all just take a step back. A deep breath. Realize what really is important in life… and most importantly WHAT IS WORTH A FUCK!

Carpe Diem!

Ashley xx